The Fine Print You'll Probably Skip
Effective Date: April 25, 2025
Welcome to Simplified CEO Systems ("Website," "Company," "we," "us," "our,"). By accessing or using our Website, you agree to comply with and be bound by the following Terms and Conditions ("Terms"). Please review them carefully, though let's be honest—you probably won't. If you do not agree to these Terms, you should not use our Website.
1. Use of the Website
You must be at least 18 years old to use this Website.
Sorry, teenagers—go find another corner of the internet to hang out in.
You agree to use the Website for lawful purposes only and in a way that does not infringe the rights of, restrict, or inhibit anyone else's use and enjoyment of the Website.
In other words, don't be a jerk.
2. Intellectual Property
All content on this Website—including text, graphics, logos, images, audio, video, downloads, and software—is the property of Simplified CEO Systems or its content suppliers and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.
So no, you can't just copy-paste our stuff and claim it as your own genius idea.
You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works of, publicly display, or otherwise exploit any of the content without our express written permission.
(Feel free to ask, but don't hold your breath.)
3. User Content
If you submit or post any content to the Website (such as comments, testimonials, or reviews), you grant us a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, non-exclusive license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, and display such content for any purpose.
Translation:
if you post it, it's ours to do with as we please.
Forever.
You agree not to post or transmit any material that is unlawful, threatening, defamatory, obscene, or otherwise objectionable.
Keep it PG6, folks (because times have changed, haven't they).
4. Educational and Informational Purposes Only
All information provided through the Website, including but not limited to business coaching advice, templates, programs, and resources, is for educational and informational purposes only. Nothing on this Website constitutes professional, legal, financial, or health advice. Always seek the advice of qualified professionals.
In other words, if you try something we suggest and it blows up in your face, that's on you, not us. But we will absolutely give you an A for effort!
5. Payments and Refund Policy
If you purchase any products, services, or subscriptions through the Website, you agree to pay the stated price and abide by our payment terms. Due to the digital nature of our products and services, all sales are final, and we do not offer refunds unless otherwise stated in writing.
Buyer's remorse? Oops, you should have thought that through. Maybe read this section before entering your credit card info.
6. Disclaimer of Warranties
The Website and all content are provided "as is" without warranty of any kind, either express or implied. We do not warrant that the Website will be available uninterrupted or error-free, nor do we make any warranty as to the results that may be obtained from using our services.
Sometimes things break. When they do, we'll fix them when we can, but we're not promising miracles here.
Honestly, at 54 you are welcome that I will even attempt to fix anything techy.
7. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we disclaim any liability for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of (or inability to use) the Website, products, or services.
If something goes wrong, you can't sue us for your hurt feelings or lost millions. Sorry, not sorry.
8. Links to Third-Party Websites
The Website may contain links to third-party websites. We have no control over the content or policies of these sites and are not responsible for them. Access third-party websites at your own risk.
If you click a link and end up somewhere sketchy, hit the back button, maybe even restart your computer.
9. Changes to Terms
We reserve the right to change or update these Terms at any time without notice. It is your responsibility to review this page periodically. Your continued use of the Website after changes are made constitutes acceptance of the new Terms. We might completely rewrite these terms tomorrow, and unless you obsessively check this page, you'll never know. But you'll still be bound by them!
10. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Missouri, United States, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any legal action must be brought in Missouri, so hope you like the Ozarks!
You've seen the show, right?
11. Contact Information
If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at:
Email: Coleen@simplifiedceosystems.com
Business Address: 9520 County Road 2780, Mountain View, MO 65548